Eric Cartman

It's only a matter of time until Mel Gibson rules us all

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So, today is father's day.

I don't have a dad.

So I just called my mom.

She's doing well. She says she misses me.

And that was it. I wish Bebe would cut off that fucking nigger music. Hate that shit.

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All whores love nigger music, it's a proven fact.

They shake their asses to it almost methodically.

It's NOT called nigger music. That's so rude.

And I didn't see you complaining when you were watching me dance to it.

I was too enthralled by the movements of your ass to be concerned with the shit filling my ears.

Of course she's good. I paid her so well for her hard work last night.

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