Eric Cartman

It's only a matter of time until Mel Gibson rules us all

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Thank Fucking Jesus, I am home at last.

Oh my bed, oh my desktop, my vanity, my gaming systems that I now have two of

My clothes, my bathroom. Trent's cologne and cigarettes.

I can lounge around naked. I don't have to wake up to the sound of people fucking at 4:00 am. My own food. Dear lord, I can cook again. SOUTH PARK WITNESS PROTECTION FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

Either way, I got a 25,000$ check, plus I'm getting paid for going to court as Witness Testimony for having my door painted in blood. Rollin' in fucking dough.


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